burners unite

This design puts a hilarious twist on the classic alien trope. Featuring a stoner-inspired extraterrestrial with dreadlocks, bloodshot eyes, and a lit hand-rolled cigarette, it delivers the ultimate laid-back vibe. With the bold phrase “Take Me to Your Dealer” front and center, this piece is perfect for fans of alien humor, counterculture, and cosmic chill. A fun conversation starter and a must-have for anyone who doesn’t take life too seriously. • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood • Blank product sourced from Pakistan Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) S 20 27 M 21 28 L 23 29 XL 25 30 2XL 26 ½ 31 3XL 28 32